Anonymous asked:
Have you needed to use that first aid kit that you hide behind your door yet?
I’ve refilled it 3 times in the last month.
John H. Watson
Anonymous asked:
JOHN, WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN MY NICOTENE PATCHES!? - SH
They’re in a safe place. If you need one you can ask. One at a time. And I’ll be watching you take the old one off. None of this ‘three patch problem’ crap anymore.
The fridge has been cleaned out. I worry more about where everything that was in it is now than the fact that we have no more food.
For some reason we have three loaves of bread. Clearly John has a problem with jam.
I suppose it has been a few weeks since I have done an experiment with mold.
You touch my jam, you lose at least one finger.
Anonymous asked:
I'm glad you enjoyed the movie. The main character's actor is one of my favorites of all time. I plan on getting a large poster of him soon. I'd ask if you had any posters or pictures, but knowing Mr. Sherlock, he'd snatch them for experiments or 'practice'.
He doesn’t usually use them for experiments, but any piece of paper or poster board (especially large ones) usually gets confiscated to be used for his diagrams and formulae….
thatruskieyakattack asked:
I broke into your flat when I visited London.
Sherlock, I think I know what happened to your scarf….
Anonymous asked:
Herbal Essence sounded like a form of shampoo with less harmful chemicals. How was I to know it was geared toward women? -SH
You of all people?
Looking for “less harmful chemicals”?
Right.
Anonymous asked:
I say, Mr. Watson! Mr. Holmes mentioned something about seeing The Hobbit? I'm curious as to how you enjoyed it.
It was rather enjoyable. A bit long for my tastes, but very well done. Sherlock keeps saying something about the lead looking like me. I don’t see it. But there are searches on my laptop for this fellow that I’ve never looked at….
I thought as a pleasant start to the New Year a gift would be in order. Gift giving, in general, brings about pleasant and reciprocal feelings (so perhaps my kitchen experiments will be less encumbered).
So, Happy New Year, John.
Sherlock…. For the last time. I am not, nor do I resemble a hedgehog.
But ok that’s really cute….
Happy new year, Sherlock.
Anonymous asked:
John. Why is there lady's shampoo in the shower...? -SH
Probably because when I sent you to the store for groceries you picked up women’s shampoo instead of the usual one.
You can use that.
I’m getting the stuff that doesn’t smell like flowers.
